AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …
and it only gets worse from there.
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
why the fuck do Capricorns get 24 years! i must….
just for the 16 years…
This just described my life (libra)
so accurate im scared??
This is really accurate omg I’m a cancer and I’m only reblogging cuz I don’t want 12 years of badluck
holy fuck the accuracy of aquarius and me
yay go Aquarius, pretty accurate actually
holy shit im a taurus and that is so real
Taurus baby. It’s true.
5 years. It’s been 5 years since i left. I don’t think leaving did me any good. Here I am, in my apartment in New York staring out my window while the same old sentence replays inside my head.
6 Years ago:
'hey babes! Did you get to eat breakfast yet? And did you drink your vitamins? I heard you've been at taping since yesterday. Stay safe. Wish i could be there with you! LOVE YOU!'
'babyyyyyyyyy its lunch time na! did u eat lunch yet? I did..it was quite delicious! But it would've been better if you were with me eating lunch. Oh wells. we have work. stupid work.'
'baby! where are you? did u get my previous texts? is your phone dead? you haven't been replying to my texts or answering my phone calls. Maybe you're busy.'
'hey princess! it's raining. i hope your director let you guys have a break while the rains pourin'! stay safe love. miss you lots. <3'
'hey babe. saan ka na? been texting you since this morning. never got a reply. :( maybe you're busy. drink lots of water.love you.'
'hey you, you beautiful thing. it's almost dinner time! you better eat. wish we could eat dinner together. love you.'
'hey sweets. i just wanted to remind you something. i love you.'
'i miss you'
'i love you'
'i love you'
i love you’
'did i tell you that i love you?'
'i miss you'
'i love you'
'baby…i miss you na. </3'
'hey..it's almost past your bed time…haha joke. but on a serious note, it is getting pretty late! are u still at taping. you haven't replied to me the whole day.'
' Babe! Hey where are you? I've been calling and texting you since kanina. Are u still at taping? Why aren't you picking up your phone? Call me baby once u get this! LOVE YOU!'
Julie Anne giggled while reading every text message her boyfriend sent her. 17 text messages and 25 missed calls.
'haha, i shouldn't have left my phone at home.' being said, she dialed her boyfriend .
'hello?' she heard that husky, bedroom voice on the other side of the line.
'hey baby. did i wake you up?'
”kinda’ he chuckled ‘and young lady! where have you been? i’ve been calling you since this morning!’ he said as he sat up in his bed hugging a pillow.
'I've been at taping and i left my phone here at home. I'm sorry. i was suppose to call you but then we were super busy today. we shot several episodes today. sarrehhh.'
'It's okay love. at least you're home safe. i missed you today. can i see you tomorrow?'
'i missed you too Moe. yes of course. pick me up from gma studios?’
'yes. i would gladly pick you up.' he smiled at the thought of knowing he'll be seeing his girlfriend the next day.
'okay babe. i have to go now. I'm sleepy. i just wanted to let you know i was home. goodnight babe love you'
'i love you too. good night sleep tight.. mwah'
and that ended their lovely yet short conversation
THE NEXT DAY
as julie was packing up here things, she felt warm, soft hands cover her eyes.
'this is so cliche Elmo. i know it's you. you do this too often that i instantly know it's you.' she held on to the hands that were covering her eyes and turned around
'i am i really THAT predictable? haha'
'yes you are' she gave him a peck on the lips and smiled at him as he smiled
'haha. watever. anyways..ready ka na ba? dinner tayo?'
she slapped his shoulder and giggled ‘nag a-ask ka pero hindi mo naman alam saan tayo kakain’
'hahaha punta nalang tayo sa bahay ni mama. gusto narin nila makita ka. baka magtampo nanaman si clara na saakin ka lang nagpapakita ngayon.'
'hahaha hindi naman' as they walked off to elmo's car.
1 MONTH LATER
'Little Moe baby' tawag nila Rocco at Enzo
'sama ka saamin? pupunta kami sa bar'
'bar nanaman? kakabar niyo nalang ha. hindi ba kayo nasasawa?'
'pre ano ba kaba? and daming chicks doon.' rocco
'im pretty sure ayaw niya na pumunta sa bar kasi may chick na siya' enzo
'si juuuuliiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee baaaaabbbbbbyyyyyyyyyy' sabay sabi nilang dalawa
tumawa silang tatlo
'but anyways pare, punta ka na…it's been a while naman eh. i dont think magagalit naman si julie. nandito naman kaming dalawa eh..diba diba?'
'sige sige. tawagin ko lang'
he kept dialing her number but she didn’t answer…
'maybe she's busy at work..i'll just text her nalang'
AT THE BAR
'moe! you're here!' says a very familiar voice
he knew it. SHE was there.
'shit' he whispered
he was already getting annoyed while she walked towards him.
'hey moe! long time no talk! you've been so busy with that Julie girl we never got to hang out anymore! last time we talked was i think …valentines day ba yun?'
'LAUREN. hey. yeah no time no talk. yeah she's my girlfriend.'
as he let out the last three words, her eye twitched and she felt her heart fall down to her stomach. she did not like what she heard. not one bit.
'oh that nice. watever. so let's sit?'
'yeah…um actually i came here with my friends'
'oh those friends of yours who are sitting with MY friends?' she said widely smiling at him
'fuck' he cursed under his breath
'hm? what was that?'
"oh watever moe..haha let’s go’
AFTER 1 HOUR
Elmo had a couple drinks already and he felt he was getting a little too drunk.
'hey elmo! are you okay? do u wanna go home?' lauren
elmo who didn’t know what was going on anymore just nodded.
Lauren smiled as she helped him up and walked him to her car without even saying goodbye to their already drunk and worn out friends.
As she parks her car in her driveway. She looks at an already sleepy, tired Elmo and caresses his face. ‘Don’t sleep yet. I haven’t done what i want to happen. Julie doesn’t deserve you. she already has everything. Family that loves her. Friends that love her. her career. she doesn’t need you. i do. and i would do anything to have you.’
as they entered his apartment, she led him to his bedroom and laid him down on the bed.
all of a sudden she started kissing him. elmo started to resist. but he couldnt.
'don't be a butt elmo. let me do what i want to do' her hands started to linger everywhere
'what are you doing?' clueless elmo exclaimed
'sshhhh' caressing his cheek 'you're mine now'
elmo didn’t know what was happening. everything was blurry. he heard lauren moaning.
'shhh don't say anything.'
elmo was getting dizzy. his vision was blurry. he felt something heavy on top of him. h felt sore. he didn’t know what was happening. wow. alcohol hit him hard. he needed rest.
THE NEXT MORNING
'what. the fuck. is going. on.'
elmo opened his eyes and a ray of sunlight hit him right in the eye. he felt something heavy on top of his sore body. as he looked down, he saw a naked lauren wrapped in only a red blanket. he too was naked. he looked up at who was by the door.
This is from the slut walk. One of the arguments is that girls ask for rape because they wear slutty clothes, short skirts, tight, low-cut tops. This girl is an example of the fact that rape victims can look like anyone, you, me, this girl. Rapists. Dont. Discriminate.
I promised a long time ago that I’d reblog this whenever I saw it on my dash. No regrets, it breaks my heart every single time.
an incredibly important message, rape is rape. no one is ever asking for it. a woman has the right to dress how ever they want - it is society that identifies risque dressing as ‘asking for it’, and in my opinion, that way of thinking needs to be diminished.
Always, always reblog.
This deserves a million reblogs.
This is beautiful.
i reblog this everytime.
Everyone better fucking reblog this .
I reblogged this about 15 times already, and i will keep on it.
i will always reblog this
Omg D’: askfglposbd. This is beautiful.
WTF! i need someone like this :/